FRESNO, CA- Death has been following John Seeker since his promotion to detective in June 2019. Outside of a hiatus from March to June 2020, the eccentric sleuth has solved a bizarre murder case every week for nearly two years. The cases have become increasingly bizarre and involved everything from moon rocks to bigfoot. While it may be logical to assume that the crimes correlate with Fresno’s recent uptick in crime, the murders have followed Seeker well outside city limits. He has solved a murder at his hometown’s high school reunion as well as cases on two separate vacations. Perhaps his most impressive feat was solving a triple homicide during a cross-country flight.
Seeker says he would not be the investigator that he is without the help of the no-nonsense police captain, his spunky best friend, and the medical examiner who is both clinically insane and inexplicably exceptional at his job. The detective was briefly removed from the force after breaking into a suspect’s house to obtain evidence. Luckily, within days the department was overrun with cases that only Seeker could solve, and his suspension was lifted. He explained that the weekly trauma has completely desensitized himself to the pain and suffering of others. “I have become convinced that I’m the one killing these people, but at this point I just don’t care because I get praise and recognition”. Seeker has been praised by Fresno Mayor Dink Finkleman and even awarded the detective an honorary key to the city after clearing Finkleman’s name in the murder of his ex-wife.