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Food Computer Computes Food With Its Food Computer Food Processor

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BRANSON, MO – Inventor Kirb Herbly of Branson revealed Friday that he had successfully built the world’s first food computer.  Creation of the machine was previously thought to be a theoretical impossibility due to the inability to create a capable food computer processor for the food computer.  The food computer food processor is the most important part of the food computer and is responsible for processing and computing the food that is processed by the food computer.  Herbly discovered that the creation of the component was possible using a specialized processor constructing computer.  The specialized processor constructor is outfitted with a custom processor constructing computing processor that allows the machine to construct components small enough for use in a food computer food processor.  Herbly does not own the patent for a food computer but has filed one for his food computer food processor.  He plans for his company Food Computer Food Processor Constructing Processors to open a manufacturing plant in the coming months.  He hopes the company will play a critical role in the future food computer industry which will be responsible for computing the world’s food on its food computers.  Food will be computed at never-before-seen speeds and it will not have been possible without Herbly’s food computer food processor.