{"id":142,"date":"2021-05-31T20:53:06","date_gmt":"2021-06-01T00:53:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/?p=142"},"modified":"2021-07-06T20:38:59","modified_gmt":"2021-07-07T00:38:59","slug":"orphans-devastated-after-learning-about-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"Orphans Devastated After Learning About Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/6\/68\/Dartmoor_Prison_and_North_Hessary.jpg\" alt=\"A old prison with a wall around it.\" width=\"595\" height=\"404\"\/><figcaption>Nilfanion, CC BY-SA 3.0 <a href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-sa\/3.0\">https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-sa\/3.0<\/a>, via Wikimedia Commons<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Kidderminster, UK \u2013 Orphans at the Dinkleton\u2019s Home for the Poor are in an uproar after it was accidentally revealed that most children have adults in their lives who love and support them.&nbsp; The problem started when the word \u201cparents\u201d was accidentally included in the weekly vocabulary lesson.&nbsp; While the teacher quickly retracted and edited the word off the list, the cat was out of the bag.&nbsp; The orphans managed to find the word in an uncensored dictionary that was smuggled inside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It currently is not clear how the illegal dictionary was brought onto the premises, but the long-term effects could be devastated.&nbsp; The last thing anyone wants is for these orphans to become too aware of how terrible their lives really are.&nbsp; By keeping parentless children isolated and ignorant we give everyone the best quality of life possible. The children at Dinkleton\u2019s now want to be treated with dignity and respect, something they previously did not know existed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dinkleton administrators are quickly working to resolve the issue by convincing the children that there is no such thing as love.\u00a0 That it may be true other kids have adults in their lives, but that they only bring misery and despair.\u00a0 If the orphans remain unconvinced, the general Kidderminster populace may be looking toward each new generation of parentless children being even more annoying.\u00a0 Town councilors are investigating whether the orphanage committed any violations.\u00a0 Mayor Sarah Rook said in a statement that \u201cwhether or not Dinkleton\u2019s is in violation of any laws, the fact of the matter remains.\u00a0 Us normal people are have to think about those dirty waifs.\u00a0 Something has to be done\u201d.\u00a0 The council is putting together a proposal to bolster security by increasing the height of the orphanage\u2019s walls and add barbed wire.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kidderminster, UK \u2013 Orphans at the Dinkleton\u2019s Home for the Poor are in an uproar after it was accidentally revealed that most children have adults&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[97],"tags":[135,134,131,132],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","tag-censorship","tag-dictionary","tag-orphanage","tag-parents","entry","double"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":210,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}