{"id":30,"date":"2021-03-23T01:55:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-23T01:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2024-05-21T15:59:05","modified_gmt":"2024-05-21T19:59:05","slug":"led-zeppelin-lied-there-is-no-stairway-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Led Zeppelin Lied! There is No Stairway to Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/d\/d3\/Jimmy_Page_with_Robert_Plant_2_-_Led_Zeppelin_-_1977.jpg\" alt=\"Jimmy Page and Robert Plant performing on stage\" width=\"382\" height=\"344\"\/><figcaption>Jim Summaria, http:\/\/www.jimsummariaphoto.com\/, CC BY-SA 3.0<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>SHATTERFORD, UK \u2013 This past Sunday, former Led Zeppelin singer and lyricist Robert Plant has revealed that there is not actually a stairway to heaven. The eponymous staircase of their 1971 hit \u201cStairway to Heaven\u201d had served as a ray of hope for the world\u2019s misfits and deviants. An easy way into the higher realm following a life of sacrilegious wrongdoing. That all came to an end when Plant explained that the lyrics were \u201cmostly improvised\u201d and were not based on Plant\u2019s literal witnessing of a woman\u2019s purchasing of a stairway that allows for mortal souls to ascend unobstructed into that mystical utopia ruled by the mighty ruler known as God.<br><br>Many feel deceived by Zeppelin\u2019s lack of clarity on the metaphorical nature of the stairway, having lived carefree lives unconscious of their lack of moral thought. Why would they need to think about right and wrong when Zeppelin\u2019s orgasmic progressive rock masterpiece so clearly explained that entrance into heaven only required walking up a flight of stairs. Traversing stairs is already hard enough, but now people will need to put thought into their actions and take other feelings into account if they want to get into the promised land. If God is as stuck up as he sounds with his restrictive morality requirement, he may have a hard time finding people willing to put in the effort to hang out with him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SHATTERFORD, UK \u2013 This past Sunday, former Led Zeppelin singer and lyricist Robert Plant has revealed that there is not actually a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[97],"tags":[36,34,35],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","tag-liars","tag-rock","tag-stairway-to-heaven","entry","double"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":174,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}