{"id":89,"date":"2021-05-26T00:55:03","date_gmt":"2021-05-26T00:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/?p=89"},"modified":"2024-05-21T15:56:53","modified_gmt":"2024-05-21T19:56:53","slug":"an-ode-to-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"An Ode To Food"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/9\/93\/Healthy_food_ingredients.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"654\" height=\"435\"\/><figcaption>Dan Gold, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh food, how good you are<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Without you I would not get far<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I put you in my mouth<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I\u2019m lucky you taste like a trout<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You come from farm fields, filled with oats<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a mighty yawp you become the cheese of goats<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On top of tables, you sit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surrounded by a family throwing a fit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What else could quell this nascent quarrel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If not for a toasted, buttermilk waffle?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To an animal you are a hunt to stalk<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To a baseball player, reason to avoid a balk<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of all the things that you give<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s these rhymes that help me live<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Without you, what would I do?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Crawl down and get sued?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For my skinniness would be illegal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A facsimile of a malnourished beagle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, food I beg you to stick around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or I will be taken to the pound.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While round hounds tend to rebound<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noodle poodles are oodled for a ruble<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh food, how good you are<br \/>\nWithout you I would not get far<br \/>\nI put you in my mouth&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[97],"tags":[65,91,92],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","tag-food","tag-ode","tag-poetry","entry","double"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/95"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paperslop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}